"Don't have a zombie plan? You should definitely respond and get yourself a strong, athletic, intelligent, well rounded, prepared swm man to protect you. I'm very outdoorsy so we can escape to the mountains because there will be less zombies there. Maybe take a romantic weekend trip before hand to scout it out. I'm very handy so after we survive the apocalypse I can build a shelter with modern amenities. So I can fix that leaky faucet and fix your car too. Because we'll probably be the last people on Earth and will have to rebuild and repopulate there has to be some attraction. I prefer drama free white females who are creative, nerdy, intelligent, good sense of humor. Of course I have back up zombie plans too, we can discuss over coffee and get to know each other. If you already have a zombie plan, we can always compare plans. Your picture will get mine. PS If you respond wanting me to join some dating hook up site. You'll probably be the first to get eaten. Also please don't respond if you only interested in my brain as a snack."
Mmmmm brains
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