Jewish Docter Seeking Hot Wife is a Sexist Pig

"Please allow me to be direct. I am looking for a romantic, committed adult relationship leading to marriage that includes sex. I am not looking for any new platonic female friends, and please don't lecture me with unsubstantiated urban myths about sexual contact. I seek a traditional relationship with you the "sex symbol" and me the "breadwinner."I love fine dining, live music, live theatre, movies, travel, weekend getaways, and the rest. If you reply to me and want me to answer back you must include your name,age, cell phone number ,and several photos. If you can't send all the photos though CL, send one, and be prepared to send the rest in your first email to me when I answer. No exceptions or excuses, and I will reply to all. I am tall, dark, successful, charming, and totally honest. Any race, any religion. Put the phrase "hot for Doc" in the title of your reply so that I know it is not Spam."


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How can you refuse?

"Do you like giving handjobs? Looking for a lady to give me a good handjob, nothing else required!"

Sign me up!

How romantic...

"Looking for a nice woman to have and raise a child with."

Yes, please impregnate me. Oh baby. Oh baby.

Why yes, I do have a plan. It doesn't include you.

"Don't have a zombie plan? You should definitely respond and get yourself a strong, athletic, intelligent, well rounded, prepared swm man to protect you. I'm very outdoorsy so we can escape to the mountains because there will be less zombies there. Maybe take a romantic weekend trip before hand to scout it out. I'm very handy so after we survive the apocalypse I can build a shelter with modern amenities. So I can fix that leaky faucet and fix your car too. Because we'll probably be the last people on Earth and will have to rebuild and repopulate there has to be some attraction. I prefer drama free white females who are creative, nerdy, intelligent, good sense of humor. Of course I have back up zombie plans too, we can discuss over coffee and get to know each other. If you already have a zombie plan, we can always compare plans. Your picture will get mine. PS If you respond wanting me to join some dating hook up site. You'll probably be the first to get eaten. Also please don't respond if you only interested in my brain as a snack."


Mmmmm brains

My friend's response: I'm never opening any links you send me ever again

"If your breasts are craving to be sucked, kissed, licked, gently nibbled, and sucked then I am your man. I love breasts of all shapes and sizes and will make you feel good for as long as you like. I'm also very talented with my tongue so if you get turned on and want to be licked elsewhere I have no problem pleasing you. I am clean and dd free so please be the same. If the thought of having your nipples sucked gets you all excited then please change your subject to "Tax day " when you message me. Also include your bra size or a pic. I look forward to sucking on your nipples that are tingling with anticipation."

 Sometimes I agree with my friend...

Purpose of the Blog

Hi kids,

I get a lot of amusement out of perusing sketchy Craigslist ads, but unfortunately my friends don't take as much joy out of reading them as I do. So what's the solution? Create a blog with some of the gems :)