hot as sin?

im looking for a female who is hott as sin and knows it but is attracted to me and she has to have a great personality as well ....yes people say looks arent everything but i think that they are both equal i need a female whos independent and reliable drives maybe lives alone fun to be around not worried about tomarrow free spirited please be out there text me 1 six 3 zero eight 0 eight zero 9 eight 5

Looking to move in with someone in Chicago

Hello, i do not know if this will work but i am just giving this a try, i am 25 male, i am not in chicago but i want to move in with someone in chicago for the summer, right now i am out of state, and will like to go to chicago to find a job! i do not work but will lend a helping hand to the right one. I am not a drug addict or alcoholic, very peaceful and i mind my business, just trying to stay for 4 weeks or less, if anyone wants company, and someone smart to be with i want to see if this is worth it.

Birthday Sex?

Yes, I can prove it's my birthday if necessary. I'd like to just have some fun to end the night, sexy fun...It doesn't HAVE to be sex, but at least some solid fooling around would be in order ;) About me: I'm 5'9", white and on the north side. I can travel to you, just please be north of the loop.

Please send a pic and put "birthday present" in the subject line. I'll delete all others. Looking forward to hearing from you ;)

Jewish Docter Seeking Hot Wife is a Sexist Pig

"Please allow me to be direct. I am looking for a romantic, committed adult relationship leading to marriage that includes sex. I am not looking for any new platonic female friends, and please don't lecture me with unsubstantiated urban myths about sexual contact. I seek a traditional relationship with you the "sex symbol" and me the "breadwinner."I love fine dining, live music, live theatre, movies, travel, weekend getaways, and the rest. If you reply to me and want me to answer back you must include your name,age, cell phone number ,and several photos. If you can't send all the photos though CL, send one, and be prepared to send the rest in your first email to me when I answer. No exceptions or excuses, and I will reply to all. I am tall, dark, successful, charming, and totally honest. Any race, any religion. Put the phrase "hot for Doc" in the title of your reply so that I know it is not Spam."


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How can you refuse?

"Do you like giving handjobs? Looking for a lady to give me a good handjob, nothing else required!"

Sign me up!

How romantic...

"Looking for a nice woman to have and raise a child with."

Yes, please impregnate me. Oh baby. Oh baby.

Why yes, I do have a plan. It doesn't include you.

"Don't have a zombie plan? You should definitely respond and get yourself a strong, athletic, intelligent, well rounded, prepared swm man to protect you. I'm very outdoorsy so we can escape to the mountains because there will be less zombies there. Maybe take a romantic weekend trip before hand to scout it out. I'm very handy so after we survive the apocalypse I can build a shelter with modern amenities. So I can fix that leaky faucet and fix your car too. Because we'll probably be the last people on Earth and will have to rebuild and repopulate there has to be some attraction. I prefer drama free white females who are creative, nerdy, intelligent, good sense of humor. Of course I have back up zombie plans too, we can discuss over coffee and get to know each other. If you already have a zombie plan, we can always compare plans. Your picture will get mine. PS If you respond wanting me to join some dating hook up site. You'll probably be the first to get eaten. Also please don't respond if you only interested in my brain as a snack."


Mmmmm brains